Tonight, Bull$h!t News Network (BNN) grabs a second interview with Brandon before his big match where he is going to go 17 rounds with his contender. Fans, critics, and reporters are calling this fight night “Bustin’ Brandon”.
In another recent interview before Brandon’s big fight night he was asked, “What will you do next if you win tonight’s boxing match”?
His response to the question, “I’ll go to the Super Bowl”!
We are shocked he didn’t say Disneyland. A lot for him to sniff there…
If you thought Harold & Kumar Go to While Castle was funny, you’ll get a kick out of this second BNN interview with Brandon that we got with him before the big fight.
It’s not the first time Harold & Kumar meet with political figures.
In the movie Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, they find themselves crossing paths with George W. Bush and smoke pot with him in his man cave.
In other interviews the boys have eluded to having good times with Brandon as well, and not just pot was involved. We pop-in a question about those activities with Brandon and the boys.
As we’ve heard from political opponent Donald Trump, he mentioned that the Brandon crime family may end up at G-Bay for their crimes against humanity.
Maybe a future app game, “Bustin’ Brandon: Crimes Against Humanity” that plays like Cards Against Humanity.
Luckily for Brandon, he maintains a relationship with Harold & Kumar and we all know that he can refer to the boys for tips on escaping the island.
Watch out for those cock meat sandwiches, Brandon!
Enjoy this second interview with Brandon.
We’re calling it Brandon Goes to the Super Bowl.
Read the full interview below.
Interview #2
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: We are here with Brandon, again.
Mr. Resident, how are you feeling about tonight’s fight, are you feeling confident you’ll win?
Brandon: I’ve had plenty of action in the schoolyard and I can pound anyone in my age class, especially Donald Trump!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: Mr. Resident, you think you can take former President Donald Trump in a fight?
Brandon: You bet I can!
If we were in High School, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.
Hot Mic Mike of BNN coughs and says “bull$h!t” as he used his cough to disguise his comment.
Brandon: Pardon me?
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.
Brandon: I may be Irish but I’m not stupid.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: Okay…here we go again.
Let’s move on…
Mr. Resident, we understand that you were asked in a recent interview, “What will you do next if you win the boxing match tonight”?
What was your response?
Brandon: I’ll go to the Super Bowl!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: The phrase, “Let’s Go Brandon” is commonly chanted at stadiums, ball games, and concerts, are you sure you want to go to a Super Bowl game?
Brandon: Let’s go Brandon, I agree!
You know, there’s a uh, those massive 17-inch grilled sausages with smoked tomato relish and mustard.
Mmmm. Hmmm…
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: Did you lose your train of thought again?
Never mind…next question.
I see your holding a football and it looks like you’re all ready for the Super Bowl.
What is that on the ball?
Brandon: It’s A Fly On The Ball.
A. F. O. T. B. Jobs…
Brandon mumbles under his breath quietly: You know, we developed robotic drone spy flies to spy on Americans.
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: What’s that Mr. Resident?
Brandon: A Fly On The Ball! It’s my “go-to” sports news comedy website of choice to read when I’m down in my basement, when I’m in the sniffing mood.
Big fan!
Big fan, I am of AFOTB!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: Alright Mr. Resident, your collection of gear proves you’re definitely a big a fan.
Do you realize your hat says, Fake News?
Brandon: You know, there’s a uh, I must have missed that somehow.
I bought it from A Fly On The Ball’s shop because I liked the nuts graphic on there.
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: It’s not a hard detail to miss.
Mr. Resident, which is your favorite A Fly On The Ball article?
Brandon: The Tom Brady tossing salad one!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: Well alright…
Mr. Resident, we understand you maintain a relationship with Harold & Kumar, have you ever partied with the boys?
Brandon: The boys? Yes!
We partied a few times. Kumar has a killer smokeless bong!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: The boys hint that partying with you didn’t only include pot, but other substances, is this true?
Brandon: We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women are created by the, you know, you know the thing.
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: As we wrap up this interview I must ask, did you poop your pants during our last interview with you?
Brandon: I pooped in the refrigerator and I ate the whole wheel of cheese!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: What?
You pooped in the refrigerator?
And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that?
Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.
Brandon: Mark my words, good night folks!
BNN (Hot Mic) Mike: There you have it, Brandon is bats, as always!
Be sure to check out the A Fly On The Ball’s shop and have fun going nuts with the merchandise!
And don’t forget to play the Bustin’ Brandon boxing game, available on the Google Play Store, here.
This is Mike reporting to you from BNN, where you can get your fair share of Fake Fake News – I’m coining this phrase right here, right now!
Until the next Brandon interview, stay classy Bustin’ Brandon fans!
Good night San Francisco, and good night sleepy Joe!
Read the interviews that made Brandon and (Hot Mic) Mike go viral with their back and forth banter.
Bull$h!t News Network Interviews
| BNN's First Interview with Brandon | Bustin' Brandon is a Fan of A Fly On The Ball |
| BNN's Second Interview with Brandon | Brandon Goes to the Super Bowl |
