Previously in blog post Brandon Goes to the Super Bowl, Interview 2, the idea for our next game was born.
Bustin’ Brandon: Crimes Against Humanity is a card deck game that is similar to that of Cards Against Humanity.
Production has begun!
But first, let’s touch on the concept for the game.
The idea for this is a card deck game but it may evolve into a semi plat-former where the main player can maneuver around stages and complete objectives. The same combat feature used in Bustin’ Brandon may be used in Crimes Against Humanity.
But the general idea around this game is a card deck game with its typical Bustin’ Brandon art. The art will feature characters and various components of the game.
Imagine a graphic novel, but as an in-app game. Also, it is undecided if this will be available on the app stores or a free playable game directly through the Bustin’ Brandon website.
How many cards will Crimes Against Humanity consist of, and what is the name of the card deck?
This will be the “Done in 30 Card Deck” consisting of 30 cards. Art production will begin soon and may also be posted via the blog.
Bustin’ Brandon: Crimes Against Humanity – The Done in 30 Card Deck Game
Has a ring to it, doesn’t it?
Speaking of sound…
The music for the game will consist of 17 songs. The Crimes Against Humanity Soundtrack is complete and was produced in 3 days. See the song list below and listen to it here to get a feel for the game’s tone.
Crimes Against Humanity Soundtrack
| Track # | Track Name |
|---|---|
| CAH: Game Title | Main |
| CAH: Track 01 | Introduction: Cargo Plane |
| CAH: Track 02 | Rooftop |
| CAH: Track 03 | Rooftop Duct |
| CAH: Track 04 | Maintenance Room |
| CAH: Track 05 | Maintenance Room Duct |
| CAH: Track 06 | Grand Entrance |
| CAH: Track 07 | Kitchen |
| CAH: Track 08 | Master Suite |
| CAH: Track 09 | Press Room |
| CAH: Track 10 | Ground Air Duct |
| CAH: Track 11 | Oval Office |
| CAH: Track 12 | The Deal |
| CAH: Track 13 | Extraction: Air Duct |
| CAH: Track 14 | Extraction: Stairway to Rooftop |
| CAH: Track 15 | Extraction: Get to the Chopper |
| CAH: Track 16 | Final Battle: Baby Brandon |
| CAH: Track 17 | Ending: Chopper Ride Home |
Also available on SoundCloud, here.
By reviewing the soundtrack, you must be wondering about the various stages and how the music aligns with the game.
As of right now there will be an intro scene, about 6 stages, 2 boss battles, and an ending scene.
- Introduction: Cargo Plane
- Stage 1: Rooftop
- Stage 2: Maintenance Room
- Stage 3: Grand Entrance, Kitchen, Master Suite, and Press Room (4 Rooms in this Stage. Choose Your Own Adventure Style of Game)
- Stage 4: Oval Office / The Deal
- Stage 5: Extraction: Stairway to Rooftop
- Stage 6: Extraction: Get to the Chopper / Final Battle: Baby Brandon
- Ending: Chopper Ride Home
Here are a few sneak peek images:
Characters
Let’s briefly cover some of the characters, and go over some backstory.
Viper – is the main playable character, the protagonist in Crimes Against Humanity (CAH).
Viper is partly based on the real Admiral Pete Pettigrew. The naval aviator who is also based on the real Viper in the 1986 film Top Gun.
Our Viper is not quite the same. Our Viper is the grandson to Pete who has been assigned to this mission in Crimes Against Humanity and was given the call sign Viper. His real name in CAH is Paul R.
Jester – is Viper’s intelligence contact back at HQ. This character is based on the 1986 film Top Gun Jester. His real name in CAH is Mike Iron.
Baby Brandon – almost no introduction is needed! Baby Brandon is Brandon’s son. He is the main antagonist in Crimes Against Humanity and in the final stage, stage 6, Viper battles Baby Brandon.
Bambi – is one of Baby Brandon’s call girls. Bambi is a common name in the business of escorts but she lives up to the name as she is a real jack rabbit in the bedroom. Her real name in CAH is Tami-Lynn.
Sugar Tits – is another one of Baby Brandon’s call girls. He calls her when he’s in the mood for a bigger girl with a muffin top. Sometimes she’ll partake in the nose candy with Baby Brandon.
Sugar Tits has a boyfriend named Al but she doesn’t screw him, she’s waiting for that special moment. Her real name in CAH is Ruth, and she looks a lot like the hooker from the film, “A Million Ways to Die in the West”.
Buzz McFly – is a Spy Fly drone technical operator. His locker is 1 of 4 in the Maintenance Room where he works.
Buzz loves pizza, and none of that pizza gate shit! Just good o’ authentic Italian pizza. Every day for lunch Buzz orders from Crusty Bottoms Pizzeria. You’ll also find that Buzz’ locker is filled with A Fly On The Ball articles.
Harvey Ballbanger – is Brandon’s speech writer. He sometimes purposely fucks up wording on the teleprompter to watch Brandon skip up his speech and mumble for a good laugh.
Harvey and Buzz are like 2 peas in a pod, you’ll never see them apart. They both love to eat Crusty Bottoms pizza. You can also expect to find A Fly On The Ball articles in his locker, which is right next to Buzz’.
Dragon Slayer – is the Press Room camera operator. Her real name is Kayleigh Mac. She is known for kicking ass and taking names when it comes to her work.
She spends a lot of time in the Press Room and possess a key card that can be found in her locker. Buzz secretly has the hots for her.
T. Montana – is the Janitor. He’s in cahoots with Baby Brandon and the Brandon crime family.
T. Montana can’t get enough of the nose candy and often deals with Baby Brandon for quick fixes. In fact, he only works here for the drugs and often takes bathroom breaks during work hours to get high.
Ching Pin – is the one of the deadliest International criminals in the world! He is Baby Brandon’s Chinese contact who is scheduled to make a deal with him in the Oval Office. Intelligence captured this photo of Ching Pin.
Agent Swiss – isn’t sharpest tool in the shed but his fighting technique is brutal; he is one tough cookie! Pray you don’t get in a battle with Agent Swiss because no one has ever survived a fight with him. Some say he’s Ai.
Too bad for Swiss and being as dumb as a box of rocks he opted-in to get the jab. Good luck with that buddy!
Arnold Teabag – is Viper’s helicopter operator. But this isn’t the all mighty, all famous Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold Teabag is his identical twin and the two were separated at birth.
Arnold Teabag is a true patriot though, whereas Arnold Schwarzenegger is questionable and has a history with the Brandon crime family.
In Conclusion
Since Bustin’ Brandon the boxing game was huge hit in 2022 it made sense to begin producing the next title in 2023.
The idea for Crimes Against Humanity really did come about from the latest post on the Bustin’ Brandon blog, Brandon Goes to the Super Bowl.
This post, Bustin’ Brandon Crimes Against Humanity – Game Production Begins, is to kick off the initial concepts for the game.
Stay tune-in Bustin’ Brandon fans for updates on Crimes Against Humanity!
Before the CAH game build and programming begins, the next focus will be artwork for the “Done in 30 Card Deck”.
Keep an eye out for it as we may post another blog or share the art on Bustin’ Brandon’s Social Media.
Stay classy Bustin’ Brandon fans!
